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Three men were talking to each other:
1st man: "In our village the winters are so cold that people have to put on 10 blankets."
2nd man: "In our village the winters are so cold that people have to put on 20 blankets."
3rd man: "That's nothing. In our village the winters are so cold that cows give ice-cream instead of milk

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had jurt celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.
One day, her son came into her room holding a letter.
"I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"
"What do I think?" his mother said. "Jump at it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!"

Shadows in '96 - Let's just get it over with.
Zathras in '96 - Other parties not very good with numbers, either.
Shadows in '96 - Just tell us what you want.
Sinclair in '96 - He's the One for the job.
Lennier in '96 - He'll serve you faithfully as long as he's alive.
Delenn in '96 - It's time for a =real= change.
Londo in '96 - He's stunning in purple!
You will know fear. Then you will know pain.
Then you will vote... for G'Kar in '96.
Sheridan in '96 - He has always been here.
Ivanova in '96 - You will NOT ignore Ivanova's recommendations!
Garibaldi in '96 - Because you can't trust anyone else.
Kosh in '96 - Yes.
Sheridan / Kosh in '96 - Stay close to the Vorlon.
Morden in '96 - You know it's what you want.
Kosh in '96 - You are ready now.
Bester in '96:
Winters in '96 - She will move you.
Green Drazi in '96 - Green Drazi win. You win. Everybody win.
Kosh '96 - The avalanche has already started!
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