Wishing Jokes / Recent Jokes
On their visit to Europe, Banta and his wife came upon a wishing well.
Banta leaned over, made a wish, and threw in a penny. Banta's wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. Banta was stunned for a while, but then smiled and said,' It really works!'
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunnedfor a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while
but then smiled and said...
"Cool!...It really works"!
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a whilebut then smiled and said..."Cool!...It really works"!
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns.The guy says, "Wow, it really works."
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
On the lighter side of religion, here are some actual sentences found in church bulletins and newsletters:
Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
Thursday night - potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday at 5pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mother, please more...