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Bored Superman

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was
slow that
day,
so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house.
"Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!".
"No cando, Supe. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't
fight
crime
tomorrow without it".
So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. "Hey,
Batman!
Let's go get a burger and a beer!"
"Not today, my friend. My BatMobile is down and it must be fixed
today.
Can't
fight crime tomorrow without it".
Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies
when
he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision
does
he see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck,
spread-
eagle, stark-naked! Superman gets a brilliant idea:
"They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and more...

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that
day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house. Supe: "Hey Spidey,
let's go get a burger and a beer!". Spidey: "No can do, Supe. I've got a
problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".
So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. Supe: "Hey, Batman!
Let's go get a burger and a beer!". Batman: "Not today, my friend. My
BatMobile is down and it must be fixed today. Can't fight crime tomorrow
without it".
Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the
skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision
does he see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck,
spread-eagle, stark-naked! Supe gets a brilliant idea: "They've always said
I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be
like with all her more...

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartments to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts"!