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Why wont cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because hes always coming back!

1. Bicycles don't pregnant.
2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.
3. Bicycles don't have parents.
4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.
6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.
7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.
8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.
9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.
10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Suprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.
12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.
13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works more...

1. Bicycles don't pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3. Bicycles don't have parents.4. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.5. You can share your bicycles with your friends.6. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you've ridden.7. When riding, you and your bicycle can arrive at the same time.8. Bicycles don't care how many other bicycles you have now.9. Bicycles don't care if you look at other bicycles.10. Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.11. You'll never hear, "Suprise, you're goning to own a new bicycle" unless you go out and buy one yourself.12. If your bicycle goes flat, you can fix it.13. If your bicycle is too loose, you can tighten it.14. If your bicycle gets misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.15. You can have a black bicycle and bring it home to your parents.16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your bicycle.17. If you say bad things to your bicycle, you don't have more...

Why wont pigs take up jogging? They dont like to get that far from the table.

In the 1970s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army."But, wait a minute," said one listener, "Shell have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Wont she?""Sure," replied the man."Well, wont they find out?" asked his friend. The man shrugged and replied, "But who will tell?"

One day to men were alone in a small island.
One man saw a green colour bottle floating on the sea. He bent and took it and he opened it and and a genie poped out. Then genie said the two men i will give you both i wish.
The first man asked i wont to go home. The genie said ok here you go.
The second man said, I cant stay alone in the this island, i wont him back
The genie said ok. here he comes.

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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.""Went away?""They disappeared.""Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?""Nothing.""Nothing?""Its blank; it wont accept anything when I type.""Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?""How do I tell?""Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?""Whats a sea-prompt?""Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?""There isnt any cursor, I told you, it wont accept anything I type.""Does your monitor have a power indicator?""Whats a monitor?""Its the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when its on?""I dont know.""Well then, more...