Worm Jokes / Recent Jokes
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large
puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side.
So... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one
gets to the worm first?
The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side.So... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which onegets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim."
Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon
realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he
happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him
of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no
lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer
down his throat and went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pantleg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
A chemistry teacher was attempting to teach his Grade 9 class a lesson about the evils of liquor. To do so, he produced an experiment involving a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
"Now class, observe very closely," he said, as he put a worm into the water. The worm wiggled about in the water, about as happy as a worm in water could be.
He then placed the second worm in the glass of whiskey. The worm writhed painfully and sank to the bottom of the glass, as dead as a doornail.
"Now, could someone tell me what we can derive from this experiment?" he asked.
Billy, the class clown who sat at the back of the room, raised his hand and responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
There was a boy playing in his grandparents yard while his grandpa watched from the porch. At that point, a
worm squirmed up to the surface of the dirt and the boy pulled it out of the hole. Grandpa, on the porch said,
"I'll give you $5 if you can get the worm back into the hole." The boy tried and tried, but couldn't get the soft,
squirmy worm back into the hole. After a few minutes he went into the house and came back with a can of
hairspray. He sprayed the worm. It became very hard and the boy was able to put it back in the hole. The
grandpa laughed and gave the boy his $5. "That was a good trick!" he said. The next day, the boy was again
playing in the yard when his grandpa came over and handed him another $5. The boy was confused and said,
"What is this for?" The grandpa smiled and said, "Your Grandma thought that it was a neat trick too!"