Worships Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid? -Someone who worships the tree that is not there.What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid mathematician? -Someone who worships the square roots of the tree that is not thereWhat do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid veterinarian? -Someone who worships the bark of the tree that is not there.