Wrestlers Jokes

An ADD kid comes up to a bench in a park. There 3 blonde wrestlers are sitting there. The kid asks, "Can I tell you a blonde joke?" The wrestlers asked him, "Are you sure you want to do that?" The kid says, "No, I guess I would have to explain it 3 times.

There were three very fat and very unfit sumo wrestlers on an island, and they all wanted to get off. So the first really stupid sumo swam half way got tired and came back. Then the second sumo who was reasonably dumb swam half way got tired and came back. Then the third sumo who was smarter than the other two walked across the bridge.

Twas the night before Christmas, in my house's halls
Stirred many pro wrestlers, partaking in brawls;
Mr. Socko was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Mick Foley soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of roody-poos danced in their heads;
And momma in her doo-rag, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap;

When out on the lawn I heard the glass shatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away through the bedroom Jeff Hardy dashed,
And finished off momma with a senton splash.

The lights from the previous match with Al Snow
Gave the lustre of blunt foreign objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a bird-flipping Rattlesnake chugging a beer,

With a guy so electrifying no one can mock,
I knew in a moment it must be The Rock.
As he raised his eyebrow his people more...

So it seemed that Professional Wrestling had so much public image problems, and in this age of
political correctness, something had to be done to repair that image. Thus came the idea of a
Sensitivity Training Camp for Professional Wrestlers, deep in Smokey Mountains woods, far from any
human beings. After several hours, of driving on tough roads, the group had to continue the trip, on
foot for another day or so while mules carried the food and equipments for the group.
Two weeks later the Professional Wrestling Federation, invited reporters to interview the wrestlers
who were coming back from the camp. So, this reporter showed up and waited for the wrestlers who were
coming down the mountain.
He meets the Raging Bull, a 400 pound wrestler known for his vicious Death Chop. The reporter asked
him about the memorable events of the camp. After a bit of thought, the Raging Bull says, "Well,
there was this time a mule got lost, so me more...

A professional wrestler went vacation in the depths of Louisiana and decided he wanted to get a pair
of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, he shouted,
"maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable
price!"
The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of your friends who
were in here earlier saying the same thing."
So the our friend headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came upon two men
standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be the other two professional wrestlers the
guy in town was talking about."
Just then, he saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of more...