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Now that one plan offered by Bush to Saddam is exile, the question is Where? Roy Rivenburg of the L.A. Times (with a little help from the newspaper The Oregonian's column The Edge) have come up with some ideas:

Fox TV: Writes Rivenburg: "On the heels of' Joe Millionaire,' Fox could produce a new series called' Joe Dictator,' in which 20 beautiful women compete to become Saddam's mistress. During the courting process Saddam would tell the women he's the potentate of an oil-rich Middle Eastern nation. Not until the final episode would he reveal the truth -- that he has been driven from power and doesn't have a single weapon of mass destruction to his name."

Pro Wrestling: If World Wrestling Entertainment needs a new bad guy, he's the perfect candidate: Saddam Insane.

"The Real World: Las Vegas": Is there room for one more stranger in the infamous hot tub?

He could become O.J. Simpson's caddy or...

Al Gore's more...

Glenn Davis broke his thumb after wrestling with a childhood friend in the backseat of his car. We're amazed that Glenn Davis can fit in the backseat of a car.

Fourth-grader Gage Rothlingshofer won a $1,000 scholarship for growing cabbage.
Over 1.2 million students planted and took care of their owncabbage plants. One winner was selected from each state to wina $1,000 scholarship. Gage won in Pennsylvania, having grown the best cabbage based on size and appearance.
Gagelives in Heidelberg Township and helps out in his mom's garden. He says he wishes to bea WWE wrestler when he grows up. He says this so the other kids won't kick his ass for growing giant cabbage with Mom in her garden.

Police are looking for a man they say robbed a Genesee County convenience store wearing a wrestling mask like one seen in the Jack Black comedy "Nacho Libre." Mostly to ask him how he could possibly have liked'Nacho Libre.'