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After the first day of football practice one guy Travis asks Justin, "Justin, do you know that you have a cork in you a--?"

Justin simply says "yea."
Travis replys "Well, doesn't it hurt?"
"yea, but i can't take it out"

Travis is confused, "why not?" he asked.
Justin says "well, over the summer i was walking on the beach and i found a bottle with a cork in it. So, i pulled the cork out and a genie popped out and said that she will grant me one wish. So i said NO S---!!!!!"