Yellow Jokes / Recent Jokes
A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says' 'Now tell me a sentence using all three words.'' The Mexican says' 'I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter!
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife!
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread!