Yellow Jokes / Recent Jokes

Whats yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.

There was a man who emmbassy for Visa and he was asked to use green, pink and yellow to form a sentence and he wonderfully said: one day he was in the house and the telephone was greengreen and pink and he said yellow

yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Q: What is normed, complete, and yellow?
A: A Bananach space...

3 kids in an english class have to think up a sentence that has pink green and yellow so the teacher calls up a mexican kid, a french kid, and a british kid.
the french kid walks up in front of the class and goes " to my sweet girl i give her a yellow daisy and a pick posie with green stems. " then the british kid walks up and goes " my pink mom serves green pancakes when the yellow sun comes up" an finally the mexican kid walks up and goes " the phone goes green green green i pink up de phone and say yellow?"

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!