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Things not to Say When Hanging the Lights
Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three
most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? Our psychiatrist
claims the other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and
wallpapering. (He is rarely wrong on these things.)
We bring you this list of Things Not To Say When
Hanging Lights on the Christmas Tree.
"You've got two red lights right next to each other, dummy. You're supposed
to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue..."
"Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try."
"What the hell do you do to these lights when you put them away every year?
Tie them in knot?"
"Come away from that aluminum ladder, kids. I'm going to fry that sucker."
"If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Don't just throw
them on, like you do the icicles. You're worse than your more...

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road!

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ!

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox!

Your Mamma is so fat that when she barely got out the door and went around the corner and passed my house with a yellow jacket on i went..."aw crap i missed the bus again!"

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the Simpsons!

your momma so fat that she wore a yellow dress to the airport, she stepped on a piece of paper and bent down to pick it up and someone yelled yo taxi!