Yellow Jokes / Recent Jokes
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie in her mouth!
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack!
Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir.
Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget.
Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Q: Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmellow?
A: So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down from a duck.
Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
Q: What's grey and white on the inside and red on the outside?
A: An inside out elephant.
Q: What's grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?
A: Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup.
Q: What is grey and not there.
A: No elephants.
A man from Iraq wanted to become a citizen of the USA and so he had to take a test.One question told him to use the words pink, green, and yellow in a sentence.So the man put:"The phone went green green(ring ring) and I pinked(picked) it up and I said yellow(hello)!"
once nathashas mother was invited to a party and she wanted to wear the prettiest dress in town. And the prettiest dress was yellow nathashas mom came home and showed her the dress and the jewelery and hair clips. nathasha noticed that evevrything was yellow and she told her mom "mom everything is yellow and the party is after a week right?"
"ya"said her mom
"well then dont brush your teeth for a week"
"why"asked her mom
"look! everything is yellow and they match and if u dont brush ur teeth will turn yellow and it will match"she replied. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
one day at school the kids were learning their colors and the teacher said ok i want you to use three colors in a sentence. the first boy goes i sat on the green grass next to the blue lake under the yellow sun the teacher said very good the next boy said i rode the yellow bus sat on the gray seat with my red back pack very good she said and then she turned to the chineese boy who said the telephone go green green i pink it up and say yellow