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One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying.
"Sniff. None of the other frogs will let me join in all their frog games. Boo hoo."
"Don't cry, little one.", replied the witch, and with a wave of her magic wand, the frog turned green. All happy now, the frog was checking himself over when he noticed that his penis was still yellow. He asked an embarrassed witch about this, and she told him that there were some things that she just couldn't do, but if he saw the wizard, he'd fix things up for him.
So happily, the little green frog hippity-hopped along his merry way.
Feeling quick happy about herself, the witch once more took to the skies, and once again, she heard some crying, but this time of a thunderous sort. So down to the ground she flew only to discover a pink more...
yo mamma so fat when she wears a yellow t-shirt she makes the sun jealous
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30, 000 feet? A bee is an aeroplane!
Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant disguised as a banana!
Tech Support Trials and Tribulations
Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "The balance is backwards. The left channel is coming out of the right speaker and the right channel is coming out the left. It's defective!" Tech Support: "You can solve the problem by moving the left speaker to the right side of the machine and vice versa." Customer: (sputter) (click) Tech Support: (snicker)
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I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine.
Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink more...
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: "When the phone goes 'GREEN GREEN GREEN' I PINK it up and say 'YELLOW?'"
A "mallu" female (from the heart of kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a secretary. When the manager saw the mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "not this woman." nevertheless, he still had to entertain the mallu.
So he told her, "if you could form a sentence using the words that i give you, then may be i will give you a chance! The words are green, pink, yellow, blue, white, purple and black."
The enthusiastic mallu lady thought for a while and said:
"i hear the phone green green green, then i go and pink up the phone, i say yellow..... Blue's that? White did you say? Aiye, wrong number... .. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call black, yokeeyy? Thank you."
The manager fainted.....