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There was a new car in the market that instead of putting the gear in drive, reverse, park etc.. when you say Shema Yisrael the car stops and when you say baruch Hashem the car goes. so a person went to try it out and he liked it. so he bought it. A few years later he fell of a cliff and he forgot how to make it stop, so when he was falling hre prayed to hashem and said shema yisrael. so the car stopped. then after he said Baruch Hashem!!! (that the car stopped)