Yolk Jokes

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    Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?
    Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
    Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be! Question: Why can't you tease egg whites?
    Answer: They can't take a yolk.Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Omelette.
    Omelette who?
    Omelette smarter than I look! Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
    Answer: An eggs-plorer!Question: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
    Answer: New Yolk City! Question: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
    Answer: It cracks up! Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
    Answer: Deviled eggs! Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?
    Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it! Question: Where did the chicken go on her more...

    Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?
    Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.
    Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.
    Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
    Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!
    Question: Why can't you tease egg whites?
    Answer: They can't take a yolk.
    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Omelette.
    Omelette who?
    Omelette smarter than I look!
    Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
    Answer: An eggs-plorer!
    Question: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
    Answer: New Yolk City!
    Question: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
    Answer: It cracks up!
    Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
    Answer: Deviled eggs!
    Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?
    Answer: Because it would break if she dropped more...

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