"Egg Humor" joke

Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?
Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.
Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!
Question: Why can't you tease egg whites?
Answer: They can't take a yolk.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!
Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
Answer: An eggs-plorer!
Question: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
Answer: New Yolk City!
Question: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
Answer: It cracks up!
Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
Answer: Deviled eggs!
Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?
Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it!
Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?
Answer: Sandy Eggo
Question: Why did the egg cross the street?
Answer: To get to the shell station.
Question: Why did the chicken lay her eggs on a axe?
Answer: She wanted to hachet
Question: What do you call a egg who’s done lots of things?
Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.
Question: Where do you find information about eggs?
Answer: In the hen-cyclopedia
Question: Why is the chef so mean?
Answer: She beats the eggs!
Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!
Question: How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
Answer: By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

Question: What does mummy hen call her baby?
Answer: Eggs-tra special
Question: Why did the egg not draw a straight line?
Answer: His ideas were scrambled