Yosef Jokes

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    The conversation
    [We Jews are not only not allowed to conduct business on Shabbat, we are not even supposed to talk about it...]
    Yosef and Gidon meet in the synagogue one Shabbat morning.
    Yosef: Not to talk about it on Shabbat, but I`m selling my car.
    Gidon: Not to talk about it on Shabbat, but how much are you asking for it?
    Yosef: Not to talk about it on Shabbat, but £13,000.
    Gidon: Not to talk about it on Shabbat, but I`ll give you £12,000 for it.
    Yosef: Not to talk about it on Shabbat, but let me think about it.
    They meet again in the synagogue Shabbat afternoon.
    Gidon: Not to talk about it on Shabbat, but did you think about my offer?
    Yosef: Not to talk about it on Shabbat, but I already sold it.

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