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The Gift
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A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart on
Valentine's Day as they had not been dating very long after careful
consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note...
Romantic but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and
bought a pair of white gloves. The younger sister purchased a pair of
panties for herself.
During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the
contents he sealed the package and mailed to hissweetheart with this
note:
Darling:
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of
wearing any when we go out in the evening if it had not been for your
sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears
short ones that are easy to remove.
These are more...

My friend told me not long ago that my old best friend came back in town a few days ago. I said which friend would that be? He said your old friend bubbles.
I was looking for bubbles when he walked around the corner and said hey girl you remember me???
Later on that day my friend walked up to me and said you blew bubbles when you were younger and i know it because i was there.we blew bubbles together. he walks around the corner and says yes i had such a great time with you two when i was younger.

AN old lady was constantly visiting her doctor and complaining about different imaginary illnesses. The doctor rasped impatiently,' Madam, I can't make you younger.'

'The lady replied,' Doctor, younger I have already been, I want you to make me older.'

Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.

1. Combatting Stupidity

2. You Too Can Do Housework

3. Resistance to Beer

4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray

5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards)

6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4: 00am

7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks")

9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook

10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong

11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13. You, The Weaker Sex

14. Reasons To Give more...

Three nun's were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While wandering around, they entered the monkey house. Unfortunately, one of the nuns got to close to the gorilla cage and he pulled her inside. He savagely beat and raped the nun. It took 4 guards to pull the nun to safety. The nun spent three months in the hospital recovering and then was sent to a convent in England, for six months, to recover emotionally. Amazingly, the same three nuns met up again the next year in the park. The younger of the two asked her if she minded talking about the experience in the zoo. She said, "Of course not". The younger nun asked "Did it hurt?" The sister replied "Of course! He never called and he never wrote."

There is this old rooster on a farm. One day the farmer said that he needs a younger rooster. So he buys one. He brings it back to the farm. The old rooster says, "I bet I can race you around the barn 3 times and win". Then the younger rooster says "your on". Then when they start the race, the old rooster jumps ahead, the younger rooster is right behind him. One lap, two laps, 2 and a half laps then BANG the young rooster is blown to smithereenes!!! The farmer was on his porch with his shot gun. Then the farmer says, "THATS THE 2ND FUCKIN GAY ROOSTER I HAVE HAD THIS WEEK."

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."
The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"
"I didn't have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."
"Huh," the younger doctor said, "Pretty sneaky. I think I'll try that at the next house."
Arriving at the next house, they spent several more...