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A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"They boys mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger i n the boys face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"The boy screamed and bolted from the room. more...

Jimmy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks Jimmy, "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Jimmy replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty two; your hair, twenty three; and your figure, eighteen." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Jimmy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety!"Jimmy interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet!"

It seems that a young couple had just gotton married and spent their
wedding night with the young mans parents.
In the morning the mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast, went
to the bottom of the stairs and called for them to come down for
breakfast. After a long wait the family ate without the newlyweds. The
mother said "I wonder why they never came down to eat."
The groomes young brother said "Mommy, I think..."
"Oh shut up I don't want to heat what you think!" said the mother, not
wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the younger brother.
At lunch time the mother again prepared a wonderful meal and again
called the young couple to eat. After another long wait the family
proceeded to eat, and after the meal was completed the mother once
again said "I wonder why they never came down to eat?" Once again the
younger brother started to speak, but was interrupted by more...

A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys` mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" They boy`s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy`s face and bellowed, "Where is God!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the more...

Advantages of dating older women... An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think. An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him. An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of herbal tea. An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes. There's no need to be phobic about "committing" to an older woman - the last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man. Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an asshole if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, just more...

A young man wanted to purchase a birthday gift for his new sweetheart and since they had not been dating for very long, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves and the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. While wrapping the items, the clerk mixed them up and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without bothering to check the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart along with the following note:
Dearest,
I chose these because I have noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it weren't for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears shorts ones that are far easier to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I purchased them from showed me the pair she has been wearing for the past few weeks and more...

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and more...