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A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His mother finally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked "Who's that you're drawing, son?"The son answered, "God.""Don't be silly," reproved the mother. "Nobody knows what God looks like."Not even pausing in his task, the son announced calmly, "They will when I'm finished!"

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he
was doing with varicolored crayons. His mother finally looked over
his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked "Who's that you're drawing, son?"
The son answered, "God."
"Don't be silly," reproved the mother. "Nobody knows what God looks
like."
Not even pausing in his task, the son announced calmly, "They will
when I'm finished!"

Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's busy.
Sales person: Well then, can I please speak to your mother? Youngster: (in a whisper) She's busy too.
Sales person: I see, how about your brother or sister? Can I speak to him? Youngster: (whispering) No. They're both busy too.
Sales person: (losing patience) Is there anybody else there I could talk to??? Youngster: (in a whisper) Yeah, the police are here...but they are busy too....
Sales person: ( by now quite exasperated) What are all these people doing that keeps them so busy?!!! Youngster: (still whispering) Looking for me.

A Khalistan Roadways bus plying between the state's major towns had a Nihang conductor.' Where to?' he asked a young Sikh passenger before issuing him a ticket.
'Amritsar,' replied the youngster.
The Nihang conductor gave him a clout on the head and said,' It is Sri Amritsar Sahib.'
The youngster quickly corrected himself,' Yes, of course! One for Sri Amritsar Sahib.'
The next passenger was a Hindu.' Where to?' asked the Nihang.
'Sri Ludhian Sahib,' replied the other timidly.
He too was rewarded with a clout on the head.' Only Ludhiana, no Sri or Sahib admonished the Nihang before issuing him a ticket.
The third passenger happended to be a worldlywise Marwari. When asked for his destination, he replied;' Nihangji kindly give me a ticket for Sri Amritsar Sahib; thereafter I will go on foot to my village.'
The Nihang was pleased: if you are not completing your journey by this bus, no need for a ticket-shikcet,' replied the Nihang.

A Teenager is...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.

A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her more...

A youngster drew a Christmas scene that showed Santa, sleigh and reindeer.
There were the regular eight and Rudolph plus a strange looking tenth animal.
The addition looked like a cross between a reindeer and a cow with a green
nose. The youngster explained that it was. . . Olive, the udder reindeer.
The same creative youngster drew a nativity scene in Sunday school. In addition
to the normal contingent of characters, there were three very tiny men wearing
crowns. He explained that they were. . . wee three kings from the Orient.
His baby Jesus was sleeping on a scale, his. . . a weigh in the manger.
The last bit of creativity showed three robed men standing in a flower bed
under a ftill moon. They were. . . the shepherds who watched their Phlox by
night.

The 12-Year-Old Boy Stood Patiently Beside The Clock Counter While The Store Clerk Waited On All Of The Adult Customers. Finally He Got Around To The Youngster, Who Made His Purchase And Hurried Out To The Curb, Where His Father Was Impatiently Waiting In His Car.

"What Took You So Long, Son?" He Asked.

"The Man Waited On Everybody In The Store Before Me," The Boy Replied. "But I Got Even."

"How?"

"I Wound And Set All The Alarm Clocks While I Was Waiting," The Youngster Explained Happily. "It's Going To Be Fun At Six o'clock."