Yrs Jokes

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you more...

Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs 3/Kg. Then, What Is My Age? Student: 32 Yrs.
Teacher: How Do You Know?
Student: Well, My Sister Is 16 Yrs Old And She Is Half Mad.

A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a professor's cabin and says I will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything! ?
Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.

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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,
And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu

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Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

Once a english man came to india as a tourist. He appointed a guide for him. First the guide took the man to Taj Mahal to show him the beauty of the monument.
The english man asked "how many years did it take to build this one". The guide replied "it took about 20 full years "........ "20 years!!" said the english with a haughty voice and further said "our english men would have built in 10 yrs"......
The next day the guide took him to the' Hawa Mahal' in Rajasthan.... the english asked" how many years did it take to built this one"..... the guide replied "almost 10 years".................."10 years!!!" said the english,"our men would have built it in 5 yrs"......
The Indian guide thought that this particular english @#*&!*&)# man is trying to insult the wonders and that's where our Indian Attitude plugs in............
The next day seeing the' Qutub Minar' the english asked the same more...

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “What do you attribute to your good health? ” The old timer said, “I’m a turkey hunter and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up and down the mountains. ” The doctor said, “Well, I’m sure that helps but there has got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died? ” The old timer said, “Who said my dad’s dead? ” The doctor said, ”You mean you’re 80 years old and your dad’s still alive? How old is he? ” The old timer said, “He’s 100 yrs old and in fact he hunted turkey with me this morning and that’s why he’s still alive.. he’s a turkey hunter. ” The doctor said, “Well that’s great but I’m sure there’s more to it. How about your dad’s dad…how old was he when he died? ” The old timer said, “Who said my grandpa’s dead? ” The doctor more...