"Secret of old age" joke
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “What do you attribute to your good health? ” The old timer said, “I’m a turkey hunter and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I’m up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up and down the mountains. ” The doctor said, “Well, I’m sure that helps but there has got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died? ” The old timer said, “Who said my dad’s dead? ” The doctor said, ”You mean you’re 80 years old and your dad’s still alive? How old is he? ” The old timer said, “He’s 100 yrs old and in fact he hunted turkey with me this morning and that’s why he’s still alive.. he’s a turkey hunter. ” The doctor said, “Well that’s great but I’m sure there’s more to it. How about your dad’s dad…how old was he when he died? ” The old timer said, “Who said my grandpa’s dead? ” The doctor said, “You mean you’re 80 years old and your grandfather’s still living! How old is he? ” The old timer said, “He’s 118 yrs old. ” The doctor is getting frustrated at this point and said, “I guess he went turkey hunting with you this morning too? ” The old timer said, “No.. Grandpa couldn’t go this morning because he got married. ” The doctor said in amazement, “Got married!! What would a guy 118 years old want to get married for? ” The old timer said, “Who said he wanted to get married?
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