Zelda Jokes

Two Polish girls were walking down the street on a Saturday afternoon. One looks over and notices that her friend is walking a bit oddly, with her legs far apart. "Zelda, " she asks, "why are you walking like that? Is something wrong?" "Hey, I`ve got a big date tonight," says Zelda. "My hair`s in curlers."

Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; you were by my side""When I broke my hip at 75; you were by my side""And now when I'm dying; you are at my side"............"Zelda, you're a fucking jinx!!"

"My three-year-old's been walking since she was two," the mother told her ditzy friend Zelda.
"Gosh," said Zelda, "doesn't she ever get tired?"

Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; you were by my side""When I broke my hip at 75; you were by my side""And now when I'm dying; you are at my side"... "Zelda, you're a fucking jinx!!"