Zelda Jokes / Recent Jokes

"My three-year-old's been walking since she was two," the mother told her ditzy friend Zelda.
"Gosh," said Zelda, "doesn't she ever get tired?"

Two Polish girls were walking down the street on a Saturday afternoon. One looks over and notices that her friend is walking a bit oddly, with her legs far apart. "Zelda, " she asks, "why are you walking like that? Is something wrong?" "Hey, I`ve got a big date tonight," says Zelda. "My hair`s in curlers."

Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; you were by my side""When I broke my hip at 75; you were by my side""And now when I'm dying; you are at my side"... "Zelda, you're a fucking jinx!!"

Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:"Zelda, you've always been by my side""When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side""When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side""When I had my second heart attack at 65; you were by my side""When I broke my hip at 75; you were by my side""And now when I'm dying; you are at my side"............"Zelda, you're a fucking jinx!!"