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    A man in Ireland is driving his Morris Miner to the ferry port to go home in England. Suddenly, his car breaks down. A bloke in a Ferrari pulls up and says he has a towrope in his boot, but he warns that he is a fast driver. So if he goes too fast, just flash your lights and beep your horn. They set off and suddenly the Ferrari driver spots a Porsche. He thinks "this is no good, I must overtake that Porsche." So he speeds up, the driver of the Porsche speeds up, until they are speeding like a man-on-fire!
    The driver of the Morris miner starts flashing its lights and beeping its horn.
    Meanwhile, Paddy, Mick and Ferges are standing on their driveway. Suddenly, ZOOM! Goes the Porsche. ZOOM! Goes the Ferrari. ZOOM! Goes the Morris Miner.
    Paddy says' did you see that Porsche, it was going' at least a 100 miles an hour!'
    Mick replies' yep, that was okay, but did you see that Ferrari, that was 110 miles an hour'
    Ferges thinks, then says

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Zoom!
    Zoom who?
    Zoom did you expect!

    Bill Gates was in India a few days ago.
    He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows2000
    version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms
    that may be used in the Hindi version of...
    Windows 2000: Khirkiyan 2000

    File - Phaail
    Save - Bachao
    Save as - Aise Bachao
    Save All - Subko Bachao
    Help - Mujhe Bachao
    Select - Chuno
    Select All - Sab Chuno
    Find - Dhoondo
    Find Again - Firse Dhoondo
    Move - Hilao
    Mail - Dak
    Mailer - Dakiya
    Zoom - Paas se dhekho
    Zoom Out - Dhoor se dhekho
    Open - Kholo
    Close - Band Karo
    New - Naya
    Replace - Badli Karo
    Run - Bhaago
    Print - Chaapo
    Print Preview - Dekh Ke Chaapo
    Copy - Teepo
    Cut - Kaato
    Paste - Chipkao
    Paste Special - Jayada Chipkao
    Delete - Dho dalo
    View - Nazaara
    Tools - Auzaar
    Toolbar - Auzaar ka dabba
    Spreadsheet - Khuli Chaadar
    Database - Bahi more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Zoom!
    Zoom who?
    Zoom did you expect!

    Read all the definitions when you've time... some are very funny...
    When Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft came to Sri Lanka, he had Signed on an
    agreement with Minister of posts and telecommunications Mangala Samaraweera
    to release the Sihaleese Version of JANNEL 98 (WINDOWS' 98) by end of this
    year 1999 Subsequently, they gave a demo on Sinhaleese Version of
    WINDOWS'98 (SIN98) to the PRESS people.
    The following interesting things (commands & messages) have been observed
    from Sinhaleese Version of WINDOWS'98 demo.
    File = Pile
    Save = Beragannda
    Save as = Mehama Beraganada
    Save All = Okkoma Beraganada
    Help = udhauv
    Find = Hoyanda
    Find Again = Ayith Hoyanda
    Move = Aying venda
    Mail = Thapal
    Mailer = Piyum Mahaththaya
    Zoom = loku koranda
    Zoom Out = podi Karanda
    Open = Arinda
    Close = Whanda
    New = aluuth
    Old = Parana
    Replace = Meka aran araka danada
    Run = more...

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