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A dude walks into a pub with a horse and challenges anyone to
make his horse laugh for $50. Everyone at the pub has a go at
trying to make the horse laugh without any luck.
Then the dude claims to be able to make his horse laugh for
$100. Having got the go from the pub dwellers, he whispers
something into the horse's ear and the horse starts laughing,
much to the amazement of the people in the pub. The guy walks
away with his $100.
A week later the guys arrives at the same pub and claims to be
able to make the horse cry for $100. He then walks his horse to
the mens room and comes out in half a minute with the horse
crying. He then collects his $100 and walks out
On they way out the bartender approaches him
Bar Tender: How on earth did you manage to make that horse
laugh? ?
Guy: I told him my dick was bigger than his
Bar Tender: Okay then how did you make him cry? ?
Guy: Easy, I showed him my dick

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Please read the following collection of YO MAMA SO UGLY' jokes. Future
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YO MAMA IS SO UGLY
Yo mama so ugly I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly I saved her life by killing a shit-eating dog on the way over.
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly condom advocates wanted to use her as a poster child.
Yo mama so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak more...

There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make my horse laugh will have all the drinks they want on the house. So this guy walks in and asks if he can give it a try. The bartender says sure. The cowboy walks out there and whispers something in the horse's ear. The horse starts laughing hysterically. The guys walks in and the bartender gives him the drinks. The next night the same guy and the same thing happens. The third night the sign is changed to making the horse cry. The guy goes out side and a few minutes later he comes back in and the horse is crying. The bartender says' o. k. you can have your drinks but first tell me what you did to make my horse laugh.' The cowboy said,' I told him my privates are bigger than his.'' O. K. but how did you make him cry?' The cowboy replied,' I proved it to him.'

The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War.

BIGGEST MAN… The biggest man in the Union Army was Capt. David Van Buskirk of the 27th Indiana Regiment who stood 6 feet 11 inches and weighed 380 pounds. He was captured in 1862 and was sent to a Richmond Prison where a Confederate entrepreneur put him on exhibit. Even Confederate President Jeff Davis came to see him and was astounded when the impish Van Buskirk claimed that back home in Bloomington Indiana, “when I was at the train station with my company, my six sisters came to say goodbye. As I was standing there, with my company, they all came up to me, leaned down and kissed me on top of the head. ”

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Rule One~: If you pull into my driveway and honk
you'd better be delivering a package, because
you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two~: You do not touch my daughter in front of
me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not
peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep
your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will
remove them.
Rule Three~: I am aware that it is considered
fashionable for boys of your age to wear their
trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling
off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult,
but you and all of your friends are complete
idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded
about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You
may come to the door with your underwear showing
and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not
object. However, in order to ensure that your
clothes do not, in fact come off during the course
of you date with more...

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he sea? a big jar full of change and a little card that reads:
Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh.
COST $5
So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves.
The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and sea? the horse and the jar, this time it says:
You can win all of this if you make the horse cry.
COST $10
So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had.
So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks “How did you do that? ”
The guy says, “The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him! ”