iPod Jokes / Recent Jokes

Intelligence officials say that terrorists had planned to sneak explosives aboard airplanes inside an energy drink and activate them with an MP3 player. Said one analyst, "We never should've given Pakistan the rights to syndicate'MacGyver.'"

It will be small, fragile, and obsolete when they make the Cinquecento Nano.

What really blows my mind about iPods is all the accessories. You can't go into a store or open a magazine without seeing 200 things you can plug your iPod into these days. They've got jeans you can plug them into, toilet paper holders, they've got shoes now - Nike has shoes...seriously. I'm waiting for Apple to tap into that niche market of lonely women who like to download music by coming out with the iBrator:
"1000 songs in your...um...pocket"