"10,000 Dead Lawyers" joke

What do you call 10, 000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

How can you tell when your lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
What? s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn? t get paid more for a longer fight.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with The Godfather?
An offer you cannot understand.
Why are lawyers never attacked by sharks?
Professional courtesy.
How many commercial lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case "Look", said one, "let's be honest with each other".
"OK, you first", replied the other.
That was the end of the discussion.
What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A leech quits sucking your blood after you die.