"101 Ways to Impress your Lover" joke

Most Romantic/Passionate/Sweet Things
To Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
(101 steps to having a good relationship)
Watch the sunset together.
Take showers together.
Back rubs/massages.
Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.
French Kiss.
Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
Whisper to each other.
Cook for each other.
Skinny dip.
Make out in the rain.
Dress each other.
Undress each other.
Kiss every part of their body.
Hold hands.
Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other: not sex)
One word: Foreplay
Sit and talk in just underwear.
Buy gifts for each other.
Roses.
Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.
Wear his clothes.
Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.
Kiss at every chance you get.
Don't wear underwear and let them find out.
Kinky is bad: Blindfolds are good.
Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you.
Bubble baths.
Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
Make love.
Write poetry for each other.
Kiss/smell her hair.
Hugs are the universal medicine.
Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.
Spend every second possible together.
Tell her that she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to. And mean it.
Look into each other's eyes.
Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.
When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.
Clothes are no fun.
Buy her a ring.
Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.
Sing to each other.
Read to each other.
PDA: Public Display of Affection.
Take advantage of any time alone together.
Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name.
Draw. (If you can)
Let her sit on your lap.
Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.
Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.
Kiss her stomach.
Always hold her around her hips/sides.
Guys like half-shirts.
Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
Spaghetti (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren't close enough.
Dance together.
Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.
I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
Carry her to bed.
Waterbeds are fun.
You figure it out.
Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
Break every one of your parent's relationship rules for them.
Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.
Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.
Ride home and call them.
Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.
Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)
Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)
Brush her hair out of her face for her.
Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.
Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
Go to church/pray/worship together.
Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.
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