"10 reasons why Windows95 is called Windows95" joke

Because that's how many minutes it will take to boot up!
Because that's how many diskettes will come with the installation package.
That's how many MEG of RAM you will need.
That's how much space it will take up on your hard disk.
Because that's the year they will ANNOUNCE the product. (delivering it is another issue!)
That's how many pounds the manual will weigh.
That's the number of bugs that will be discovered in the productin its first year.
That's how many minutes you should expect to stay on "hold" when calling for support.
That's how many million brain cells the average IS person will loose installing it on their network.
That's the number of windows applications that will not work correctly without requiring an upgrade.

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