"2 religious men in car accident" joke

To enliven your day, here's a joke told by Watergate-weasel-turned-soul-saver Chuck Colson:
In Northern Ireland, a Catholic priest is driving down the road when he slams into another car rounding a curve.
Out of it steps an Anglican Bishop. They apologize all over themselves and determine that neither is seriously hurt. Shaken, the priest goes back to his car and pulls a flask out of the glove compartment, offering it to the bishop.
"I think I will," says the bishop, taking a swig. He offers it back, but the priest declines, saying, "I'll think I'll wait until after the police get here."

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