"365" joke

Everybody knows that 365 is the number of days in a year, Stephen Hawking's I. Q. and Gary Sober's highest score in Tests. But there's more to 365 than these pieces of statistical value, as you will find when you read that

365 IS ALSO THE. . .
Number of times that P. V. Narasimha Rao has bothered to smile in his entire life.
Number of ideas in Shekhar Suman's' Movers and Shakers' that are directly ripped-off from Jay Leno's' Tonight Show'.
Number of people in India who have not seen Madhuri Dixit's navel.
Number of issues of "Indian Express", in a year, that feature stories with weird, sensational headlines like "Dog Eats Car", "Girl jumps 11, 463 feet" or "Aliens found in Domino's Pizza carton".
Average monthly salary of an employee at Asian Jokes Online.
Number of incredibly stupid public statements made by Laloo Prasad Yadav every month.
Total number of pointless, green flyovers that Chennai will probably have by the year 2005.
Number of gaudy, overstated, ugly accessories that Bappi Lahiri wears every day.
Approximate number of Indian dotcom companies which started up without even an original idea, in the past ten seconds.