"3 Best buddies..." joke

One sunny day, Shit, Manners and fuck off were taking a ride into town. but all of a sudden, shit got knocked over and fuck off went to call an ambulance.
He rung 911 and said: "Ambulance please!"
"what is your name?"
"fuck off"
"no honestly !"
"F U C K O F F!"
"come on now, no jokes!"
" FUCK OFF!!! "
" come on laddie, where is your manners!"
" ermmmmmm... he is half way down the street picking shit up"

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