"3 aliens" joke

there is 3 aliens that come to earth;the first one goes to an opera and learns how to say mememe.The second alien goes to a restaraunt and learns how to say forks&knives forks&knives.The third one goes to a candyshop and learns how to say goody goody gum drops goody goody gum drops.
So the next day a cop says " there was a murder that happened and I would like to know if anyone of you murdered the boy" so the first alien says "mememe," so the cop says "what did you use to kill the person?" the second one says" forks & knives forks& knives" so the cop replies " you know your going to have to go to jail for this" the third alien says "goody goody gum drops goody goody gum drops!"

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Anonym:I have also herad a similar one but it goes like this"One day 4 aliens came to earth the 1 alien went to an opera and learned how to say "Mememe" the 2 alien went to a resturant and learned how to say "Forks and knives forks and knives" the 3 alien went to a candystore and learned how to say "Because he took my candy" and the 4 alien went to a hockey rink and learned how to say" YEAH".The next day there was a murder and so the cop asked the aliens "who killed this boy?" and the 1 alien said "Mememe!" then the cop asked "what did you kill him with?" the 2 alien said "forks and knives forkes and knives"then the cop asked '"why did you kill him?" and the 3 alien said" beacuse he took my candy!"then the cop said "you know you have to go to jail?!?!?" and the 4 alien said"YEAH!!!!""
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Anonym:thats good
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Anonym:i have herd a similar joke , it goes like this:there was an alien who didn't know any english, so he went to school.the teacher asked a question and all the children shouted "me,me,me."the second word he learnt ,was at lunch,when the children shouted"knives and forks,knives and forks."the last word,was at prayers,when the children sang "hallelujah."one day a man was murdered and the policeman said "who did it" the alien replied "me,me,me" the policeman said "what did you do it with"the alien said "knives and forks,knives and forks" the policeman said"your under arrest" "hallelujah" said the alien!
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Anonym:BY THE WAY THE ALLIANS ARE DEAD NOW!
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Anonym:ive heard this joke in a different version. its like this; 3 allians come to earth and donno how to speak english; the first one watches a potty training comercail and learns to say i did it i did it! the second allian learns to say forks and knifes forks and knifes from a restaraunt. the third allian got a job at an eletic shop and learned to say plug it in plug it in. then one day they were driving in a car and a police man pulled up to them and said who killed this man? the first allian said i did it i did it! then the police officer said what did you kill him with the second allian said forks and knifes forks and knifes! then the police officer said what do you have to say before i put you in the eletric chair? the third allian said plug it in plug it in! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
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