"3 blondes and a barber" joke
One day 3 blondes walked into a barber shop they each had portable C.D. players with headphones.
The first blonde came in a sat down and the barber said,"
will you please take off your headphones"
The blonde replied "
no I can't"
and before the barber could say anything she walked out of the shop.
The second blonde came in and sat down. The barber said the same thing,"
will you please take off your headphones"
and like the frist see said no and walk out. Now the barber was very confused and was losing money. So he decided that he would just try to cut around the next blonde's headphones.
So when the third blonde walked in he didn't ask for her to take off her headphones and just started cuting. He was almost done when he accidenly knock off her headphones. I a few secounds she droped down died. The barber was shocked he slowly bent and picked up the headphones and comming from them it said... Breath in... breath out... breath in breath out.
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