"4 Floors" joke
In a 4 story building there lived 4 people:
On the 1st floor lived a cop
On the 2nd floor lived a thief
On the 3rd floor lived a blind man
On the 4th floor lived a very clean woman that took alot of showers.
One day the woman on the 4th floor got into the shower. She heard a knock on the door. "Who is it?" she asked, "It's the cop".
So the woman pur her robe on and went to open the door. "Wish me Mazel Tov!" said the cop. The woman asked him why, and he said: "Because I caught all the thiefs except one!". She says Mazel Tov and goes back to the shower.
She heard another knock on the door. "Who is it?" she asked, "It's the thief". So the woman pur her robe on and went to open the door. "Wish me Mazel Tov!" said the thief. The woman asked him why, and he said: "Because the cop caught all the thiefs exept me!". She says Mazel Tov and goes back to the shower.
Another knock was heard, so she asked "Who is it" and the voice said "It's the blind guy", so she decides not to put on the robe and opens the door. The blind guy says "Wish me Mazel Tov!" and she asks "Why?" so he says: "Because I CAN SEE!"
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