"4 spelling words" joke
There once was a boy who needed four spelling words so he asked his mother who said shut up,
then he asked his brother who said yeah, yeah, yeah, he asked his sister who said lollipop,
lollipop....., he asked his dad who was watching politics and he sa id Bill Clinton. Then when his
teacher asked him for his spelling words he said shut up and she said you're going to the principal's
office young man and he said yeah, yeah, yeah. So he went. The principal chewed him out and said
what do you think you deserve? He said lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli-lollipop, then the principal said
who do you think you are? He said Bill Clinton.
Heard from a friend.
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