Lollipop Jokes

Beware the lollipop of mediocrity.
Lick once and you'll suck forever.

A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use herposition to try to influence the new student. She asks theclass, "Who was the greatest man that ever lived?" A girl raises her hand and says, "I think George Washingtonwas the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Fatherof our country." The teacher replies, "Well... that's a goodanswer, but that's not the answer I am looking for." Another young student raises his hand and says, "I thinkAbraham Lincoln was the greatest man that lived because hefreed the slaves and helped end the civil war.". .. "Well, that'sanother good answer, but that is not the one I was looking for." Then the new Jewish boy raises his hand and says, "I thinkJesus Christ was the greatest man that ever lived." Theteacher's mouth drops open in astonishment. "Yes!" she says,"that's the answer I was looking for." more...

There once was a boy who needed four spelling words so he asked his mother who said shut up,
then he asked his brother who said yeah, yeah, yeah, he asked his sister who said lollipop,
lollipop....., he asked his dad who was watching politics and he sa id Bill Clinton. Then when his
teacher asked him for his spelling words he said shut up and she said you're going to the principal's
office young man and he said yeah, yeah, yeah. So he went. The principal chewed him out and said
what do you think you deserve? He said lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli-lollipop, then the principal said
who do you think you are? He said Bill Clinton.
Heard from a friend.

the were once three aliens who learnt three different words. one learnt-yes, of course the other- because she stole my lollipop and the other-sure sure why not. next day there was a murder of a girl in the city and the police doubted on the aleins. so the police asked the first one did you do the murder he said-yes, of course he asked the second one why- because she stole my lollipop and the last one do you want to go to jail- sure sure why not...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Four Aliens Land On Earth. They Each Learn A English Word. The First Alien Learns' Me, Me, Me, Me, Me'. The Second Alien Learns
'With Knives And Forks'. The Third Alien Learn' Because He Sold My Lollipop'. The Fourth Alien Learns' Hurrah! Hurrah!'. In
The Same Town A Man Dies. A Policeman Goes To The Aliens And Asks Them "Who Murdered The Man?" The First Alien Says
"Me, Me, Me, Me, Me." The Police Asks "With What?" The Second Aslien Says "With Knives And Forks." The Police Again Asks "Why?"
The Third Alien Says "Because He Stole My Lollipop?" And The Fourth Alien Says "Hurrah! Hurrah!"