"5 oclock news" joke

This blond walks into a bar and sits down a brunett comes in and sits down besid her.
The 2 of them are waching the 5:00 news and there is this man going to jump off a bridge to his doom.
The brunett bets 20 dollars to the blond that he wouldnt jump the blond says "ok i bet he wont".
Well about 30 min later he jumps and dies.
So the blond says "ok you win i will give you 20 dollars".
The brunett says "i caint except this i wached the 1:00 news and he did the same thing".
The blond then replies "yeah i did to but i didnt think he wouldbe stupid and jump again".

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