"A Baby Elephant's Trunk" joke
This couple are out having a romantice meal for the first time together. Suddenly something from the man's side whips from under the table, steals a bread roll and dissappears back under the table. The guy doesn't blink an eyelid and the woman can't tell whether it really happened. She says nothing.
Well, damn, the same thing happens again. The woman checks the guy out and sure he makes out like nothing happened so she holds it in. A little time passes. The, hell, it happens a third time and the woman can no longer hold it in and she speaks up demanding to know what's going on.
The man explains. "Look, I was in an accident in India.. I lost my. .penis.. the surgeons transplanted a baby elephant's trunk in it's place and, well, I've grown to accept it and hell, It's embarrassing but that's it".
"No, no.." the woman says "that's absolutely incredible. And you mean the trunk keeps stealing the bread rolls like an elephant. WOW. Look that's so amazing would you mind doing it again?"
The guy replies "Look, I'd really love to but my ass couldn't handle another bread roll".
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