"A Boy and His Dog" joke

A young boy went into the store to buy a large box of laundry soap. When asked what he was going to use it for he said he wanted to wash his dog.
"Heavens no, don't do that, that soap will kill your dog!" the clerk told the young boy.
Not paying any attention to the clerk, the boy made his purchase and headed home.
Some weeks later the clerk saw the young boy again and inquired how his dog was. "My poor dog is dead," said the boy.
"Didn't I tell you not to use that soap on your dog. I told you it would kill him!" replied the clerk.
"Oh no," said the boy, "I don't think the soap was the problem. I'm sure it was the spin cycle that killed him."

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