"A Chinese family goes on a skydiving trip. They a..." joke

A Chinese family goes on a skydiving trip. They all have parachutes and jump. The baby did not know how to use the parachute, so he grabbed onto his dad`s butt. The dad farts, so the baby falls down, goes through the roof, and suprisingly lands in his room in his crib. Two hours later, the family gets home. They look at the baby in his crib and ask him how he got home so soon. The Chinese baby responded, "Me Chinese me no dumb, da go poot me go zoom that how me get home so soon."

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