"A Coded Message" joke

One day, a French spy received a coded message from an American spy claiming it came directly from President Bush. It read: S370HSSV-0773H.
The spy was stumped, so he sent it to his boss at the agency. His boss was stumped too, so he sent it to the Russians for decoding.
The Russians couldn't solve it either, so they asked the Germans.
The Germans, having received this same message during WWII from the Americans, suggested turning it upside down.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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