"A Common Bum" joke
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter. "Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a repast here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?""I'm very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter."Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you again..."
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