Headwaiter Jokes

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "where's the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked' Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in."

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. "Hey, man," he said, "wheres the toilet?" "Go down the hall and turn left, "replied the headwaiter. "When you see the sign marked Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in."

A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter. "Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a repast here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?""I'm very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter."Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you again..."

The headwaiter of the five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, frayed and torn jeans, dirty leather jacket, long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard with flecks of long ago food marched right towards him. The man said, "Yo, bucko, where's your shitter?"
The headwaiter calmly replied, "Go down the hall and turn left. When you see the sign marked' Gentlemen', pay absolutely no attention to it and go right inside."