"A Confuciousism" joke
A Confuciousism: Out in the mountains there was this stream, beautiful stream in it was a Trout. As the trout was swimming he saw a little fly, swimming he thought to himself; If only that little fly would fly a half inch lower. I could jump out and get the fly, it'll be something to eat. In the distance there was this bear, a great Grizzly, the grizzly, thinking to himself; the same thing, if only that fly would be a half inch lower, the trout would eat the fly and I could eat the fish, It'll be something to eat. Sitting on a stone there was a hunter, a mighty hunter, who was peering out through his scope at that great grizzly barrel pointing at his head. He then starts thinking if only that stinking fly would fly a half inch lower, the trout would eat the fly the bear would eat the fish and I could shoot the bear, it'll be something to eat. Underneath that stone was a field mouse, a scrawny little field mouse, smelling the hunters sandwich he gets excited, he too thinking the same thing, if only that bloody fly, fly a half inch lower the trout would get the fly, bear get the trout, hunter shoot the bear and I can get the sandwich. Poor little mouse, cause sitting in the tree was a cat, I mean one mean cat. Sitting in the tree awaiting the mouse's next move. Looking out over the water he sees that stupid little fly; damn fly, he thinks to himself, if only you'd lower yourself a half inch, is that to much to ask, the trout would get the fly, the bear the trout, the hunter the bear, the mouse the sandwich I could get the mouse, best meal of the week. Well low and behold the fly drops a half inch, out jumps the trout, gets the fly, the bear snatches the trout, the hunter kills the bear and the mouse gets the sandwich, but the cat, poor cat, he gets a little to carried away and jumps a little to far, rolls down the embankment and lands in the water. The Moral of this long story is "IT TAKES A LOT TO GET A PUSSY WET!!!
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