"A Couple of Black Eyes" joke

Louis arrived home from work one day sporting two black eyes.
"What on earth happened to you?" asked his wife.
"Well, while I was on the bus this morning going to work this fat lady got up to get off," Louis explained. "As she passed by, I noticed that her skirt was caught up in the crack of her butt. Hoping to save her some embarrassment, I reached over and pulled it out and she turned around and hit me in the eye."
"And how do you explain the other eye?" his wife inquired.
"Well, I figured I must have done something wrong," Louis said, "so as she turned to walk away, I reached over and tucked it back in!"

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