"A Cute Volcano" joke
What do you call a cute volcano?
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
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lolo:your hairline is so broke even bob the builder couldn't fix it .
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