"A Few Chauvinist Bits..." joke

These are just a few of those typical sexist jokes- they make me chuckle ( or groan) so ya know- I'm a girl: )
*what's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
- A woman who won't do what she's told.
*I married Mrs. Right- I just wish I'd known her first name was Always *
* How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be open by thetime she brings it
* What is the best way to always remember your wife's birthday?
- Forget it once

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